10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com