10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."