10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• im going to 2 out you to death
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.