10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright