10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.