10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die