10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "No river, no fish."
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.