10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• im going to 2 out you to death
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth