10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Welcome to kicker school
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "No river, no fish."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers