10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---