10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway