10 Random Poker Quotes

• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• if u play for the thrill u are ill