10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "No river, no fish."
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-