10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson