10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"