10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- You have to piss with the dick you have