10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "No river, no fish."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!