10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.