10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph