10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack