10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS