10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls