10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson