10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Poker is for fat, American losers.