10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...