10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Fold and live to fold again
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson