10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it