10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"