10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."