10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls