10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.