10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen