10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• The all-in play works everytime but once.