10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.