10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.