10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'