10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- The all-in play works everytime but once.