10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."