10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer