10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.