10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword