10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it