10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"