10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --