10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters