10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain