10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow