10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon