10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.