10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves